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onsdag den 24. juli 2013

Baba Jukwa says!

BREAKING news, confirmed from our chief informer at KG6----The evil people are planning to use unmarked vehicles to transport ballot papers so as to mix the ballots with rigged ones when they get to national centre. Opposition parties WATCH out very much and make sure you accompany each car going and you should deploy brave people not the infiltrators they sent in your parties. These evil guys kno...w they are out that is why they now carry guns in their cars while all army senior officers are now carrying knives.
Also make sure elections observers and monitors are not part of the rigging team keep an eye for the entire process, if it all goes well buy all your agents cases of RED BULL so they don’t sleep on duty.
Unedited letter:
“remind zimbabweans ey have bin giv all e power 2 say we want a better zim,bread en butter on ier tables,real freedom en most of all ey want 2 move foward.warn miss rita makarau dat she is a woman no amount of money will erase e stigma she will leave upon her children,grandchildren if she fail to manuarver zimbos out this 33yrs long dire straits.also e blood of ose who died in political violance,2008 drought,marange,en ose wil die afta e elections god wil call it upon her sons,daughter,en kins.sh shld ensure that we reclaim our dignity,create a positve perception abt zimbabwe and once again b proudly zimbabwean.hide id pliz.”
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Baba Jukwa

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